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Small Sapphic screen – Sept 22 to 25

This week it’s all about gorgeous women in cop shows, and a couple of movies to spice things up. I think there is a lesbian working in Sky, every couple of weeks she makes sure that Boys Don’t Cry is on, as well as more Angelina than any woman can handle. It’d be nice trying though.

Everyday

Will & Grace -Still making us laugh 10 years later, still should be called Jack & Karen. Living 7pm and 1am

22Monday

Law and Order SVU – Nothing too gay here but look at Mariska (left) – holy gorgeous butch Batman! TV3 at 10pm

The Good Shepherd – Slow-moving, heavy-handed tale of the beginning of the CIA in America. Matt Damon is badly miscast in the main role but the sapphic interest here is Miss Angelina. Yumm! She’s not in it enough, but when she is radiates. As usual. Sky Movie Drama at 5.10pm Sky Movies Drama at 8pm

Mr & Mrs Smith – Brad who? Film4 at 9pm

Boys Don’t Cry – If you haven’t seen this heart-breaking account of the last days of Brandon Teena, here’s your chance before they take your queer-card back. Hilary Swank is charmingly charismatic as Brandon. Sky Movies Drama at 10.45pm

23Tuesday

Nigella Express- Food porn as Nigella Lawson (right) shows us how to entertain. The minx. BBC2 at 7pm.

Maverick - Jodie does comedy. Cringe. Sky Movie Comedy at 10.40am and 5.50pm

The Hunger - Susan Sarandon and Catherine Deneuve getting it on? Hell yeah! The Hunger has dated true enough, but it’s a classic. TCM at 9pm

24Wednesday

Rick and Steve: The Happiest Gay Couple in All the World - Although America’s gay sweethearts (Rick & Steve) and America’s lesbian sweethearts (Kirsten & Dana) do not get along at all, they decide to have a baby together. Steve is jealous that the lesbians prefer Rick’s sperm, so he comes up with an alternate plan – with the help of Pussy the cat. Synopsis from imdb.com. E4 at 10.30pm

The L Word - Jenny meets the only other person in the world who thinks she can write; a publisher played by Sandra Bernhard. Channel 6 at 11.35pm

25Thursday

The Virgin Daughters - Documentary examining the phenomenon of young American women who pledge to stay virgins until they’re married. Some even refuse to kiss until wed. Sounds like they’re all lesbians to me! Film4 at 9pm

She’s the Man – Recent teen movie which has a young queer cult-following. The always-charming Amanda Bynes plays Viola, a girl who dresses as a guy and then falls in love with some poor, unsuspecting bloke. Not highly intelligent but enjoyably gender-bending stuff.Sky Movies Family at 8pm

26Friday

A Few Good Men- It’s all about the uniforms. Jodie was supposed to play the role which was eventually filled by Demi Moore; travesty.Sky Movies Drama at 5.40pm

Cruel Intentions - The film in which Sarah Michelle Gellar kisses Selma Blair – nothing else going for it really. Sky Movies Drama at 10pm

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  • I really should get into the habit of reading this on a Monday.

    Carol said:
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