We have reached a new low people. Slimmer pickings than Paris Hilton’s lunch. A film a day and only if you have satellite. In fairness it’s not just us though, if you’re not interested in cooking for Christmas, it’s time to go out, finish your shopping and enjoy an odd Chrissy drink or two.

Everyday

The Ellen DeGeneres Show - Check out Her Royal Gayness, King of Queens. TV3 at 2.10pm

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – No Tara, but plenty of drama. Channel 6 at 5.10pm

Will & Grace – The box-set of the complete seasons is €250, see it here for free. Living 7pm and 1am

14 Sunday

Stardust- I can’t decide who runs away with this, Michelle Pfeiffer is breath-taking but Bobby De Niro is fagtastic. And Claire Danes ain’t too bad either. Either way, this fairytale is great fun. Sky Movies Premier at 8pm

15 Monday

Some Kind of Wonderful – Before she stole the heart of a sapphic generation in Fried Green Tomatoes as Idgie, Mary Stuart Masterson got lesbian palms sweating in this teen romance. She’s fabulous as Watts, tomboy with a heart of gold. Sky Movies Drama at 4.15pm

16 Tuesday

Infamous - While researching his book In Cold Blood, writer Truman Capote became close, some say fell in love, with convicted murderer Perry Smith. In this telling of the story, Toby Jones is Capote and Sandra Bullock is bessie mate, Harper Lee. Sky Movies Indie at 8pm

17 Wednesday

Nina’s Heavenly Delights - Silly, sexy tale of a young Scottish woman who comes home to save her family curryhouse, finding love on the way. Sky Movies Indie at 9am

Stardust- I can’t decide who runs away with this, Michelle Pfeiffer is breath-taking but Bobby De Niro is fagtastic. And Claire Danes ain’t too bad either. Either way, this fairytale is great fun. Sky Movies Premier at 8pm

Cockles and Muscles – Sexy French musical about men in love? Finally, something gay! Marc and Béatrix take their two kids to the seaside house of Marc’s youth, where their daughter takes up with a biker and their sons roams the beach with his best friend, who is in love with him. Things get steamier when Béatrix’s lover Mathieu shows up, and Marc’s old flame appears (summary from IMDB). BBC4 at 10pm

Little Man Tate - Jodie shows she’s as good behind the camera as she is in front. Sky Movies Family at 11.45pm

Being John Malkovich - Out-there comedy in which John Cusack finds a door into John Malkovich’s mind, losing his wife to the gorgeous Catherine Keener in the process.  Film4 at 12.55am

18 Thursday

Maverick – Jodie giggling in a dress is our soul representation today. Bad times. Sky Movies Modern Greats 8pm

19 Friday

Stardust- I can’t decide who runs away with this, Michelle Pfeiffer is breath-taking but Bobby De Niro is fagtastic. And Claire Danes ain’t too bad either. Either way, this fairytale is great fun. Sky Movies Premier at 8pm

Circle - If you haven’t experienced the genius of Eddie Izzard, now’s you chance. Circle is one of his best including poor Darth Vader’s attempts to get served in the Death Star canteen, the thrill of Venn diagrams and thinking big – British style. Channel 4 at 10.35pm

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