Greetings! With the assistance – or hindrance – of modern technology, some of us Gaelickers are now gather around d’telly, ready to live-blog The L Word finalé, after the fact. Just because we can. And you can join in, too, if y’like!

We’ll bring our instant, primal, gut reactions to the latest load of nonsense foisted upon lesbian telly land by Ilene Chaiken – and (technical glitches permitting) you can contribute your thoughts, as we go.

Let’s go!

(Techy glitch.. Take 28347836 – let’s go!)

Follow us here at 8:45pm – LINKY!
Pin the tail on the dykey!

Gaelickers have a quick game to get through the techy hiccups

• 8:27 PM: gaelick Testing!
• 8:31 PM: gaelick Ok checking to see it’s working.
• 8:33 PM: click here Dear Jeebus! Timpiste ScribbleLive.com..! I need another beer..
• 8:33 PM: elfinamsterdam you starting now so? me still waiting for my file
• 8:33 PM: Annie Aura I need a beer too.
• 8:34 PM: gaelick Orange’s brain is dripping out of her ears
• 8:35 PM: elfinamsterdam that wont take long so
• 8:35 PM: click here pmsl – miaooooww
• 8:35 PM: Annie Aura Twit.
• 8:36 PM: gaelick are you ready to go elf?
• 8:36 PM: orange my technological inability is directly related to my increased consumption of beer in the past 30 minutes.
• 8:36 PM: elfinamsterdam Nay I only found out this morning so only started d/l when i got home
• 8:37 PM: elfinamsterdam have bout 40mins left of D/l
• 8:37 PM: gaelick feck! How long do you think it;ll be? should we wait?
• 8:37 PM: elfinamsterdam so …. just came to say hi
• 8:37 PM: elfinamsterdam if you guys want to go on .. its ok
• 8:37 PM: elfinamsterdam great idea btw…..
• 8:37 PM: gaelick
• 8:37 PM: elfinamsterdam loved doing this at the Inauguration
• 8:38 PM: gaelick pity we’re technologically stoopid though
• 8:38 PM: elfinamsterdam how so… its working right?
• 8:38 PM: gaelick sill interwebby
• 8:38 PM: elfinamsterdam who’s watchin with you ladies?
• 8:39 PM: elfinamsterdam give me a mental picture… so I know what craic im missing?
• 8:39 PM: gaelick You’re missing Orange, HAL, Clicky and AnnieAura’s craic
• 8:40 PM: elfinamsterdam fark I am indeed missin Orange… the rest of you can get lost
• 8:40 PM: click here Well, we’re all having nervous breakdowns here, in silence, behind blue-lit laptops. And HAL, you’re a knack bag.
• 8:40 PM: elfinamsterdam joke
• 8:40 PM: elfinamsterdam ok
• 8:40 PM: orange sweet jesus, HAL. that’s a little too visual
• 8:40 PM: click here Charmin’!
• 8:40 PM: Annie Aura I’m watching football….shhh.
• 8:40 PM: orange awwwwwwwwwwww, miss you too
• 8:41 PM: click here For shame, Annie Aura!
• 8:41 PM: orange and your casual references to my lac of brain activity lol
• 8:41 PM: elfinamsterdam football is for LOSERS…..
• 8:41 PM: elfinamsterdam *waves* hi Orange lovvie!!
• 8:41 PM: click here Okay, unless the TV gives out, we’re starting up!
• 8:42 PM: elfinamsterdam ok … loggin out…. has the craic…. miss you guys…. you should come visit you know
• 8:42 PM: click here Shane is moping
• 8:42 PM: orange Is Shane in jail already?
• 8:42 PM: gaelick eat something Shane
• 8:42 PM: click here She’s in a police station. Yet, she’s still moping.
• 8:42 PM: click here And musing, inanely.
• 8:42 PM: gaelick oh shut up- feeling is a solitary yadda yadda
• 8:42 PM: click here I don’t think detective Xena cares, Shane. You’re such a sterotype..
• 8:42 PM: Annie Aura Shane is auditioning for Shawshank Redemption. Last week was Willy Wonka.
• 8:42 PM: gaelick Hi I’m a pain in the ass
• 8:42 PM: orange Shane is first-person narrating. oi veh!
• 8:43 PM: gaelick the supremes!!
• 8:43 PM: Annie Aura Shane is pointing at her craic.
• 8:43 PM: gaelick you think you can be ‘beautific’
• 8:43 PM: orange Shut up, shut up, shut up, Jenny you insidious wench
• 8:43 PM: click here What. Was. That? An intro??
• 8:43 PM: orange Oh look, trikey!
• 8:43 PM: Annie Aura Where’s the music?
• 8:44 PM: orange who loves who?!?
• 8:44 PM: gaelick I also love plaid
• 8:44 PM: orange muzakal farting by the sound of it
• 8:44 PM: Annie Aura Nah, Burberry plaid.
• 8:44 PM: click here And now the Alice-Tasha-Jamie threesome is imploding. Who could have seen that on the horizon?
• 8:44 PM: Annie Aura Thinking is cheating…
• 8:44 PM: orange well, I am shocked. I’ll have another beer for my nerves
• 8:44 PM: gaelick food?
• 8:44 PM: gaelick these people eat?
• 8:45 PM: Annie Aura Musical potatoes.
• 8:45 PM: gaelick tension, here’s a knife
• 8:45 PM: click here Clearly not..
• 8:45 PM: orange Tasha and Jamie both like potato wedges on square plates… weakest euphamism for “meant to be” ever
• 8:45 PM: gaelick why are they discussing this in public? isn’t this a personal r
• 8:45 PM: gaelick conversation
• 8:45 PM: click here lol
• 8:45 PM: gaelick oh I split!
• 8:45 PM: Annie Aura I don’t know what anyone is saying….they all look sad and murderous…
• 8:45 PM: orange Haven’t we all fallen in love with Tasha though? NO news there, Jamester
• 8:46 PM: click here And I can’t get over that warbling note in the background
• 8:46 PM: gaelick someone hand that person a tune
• 8:46 PM: Annie Aura Oh, and for the first time ever, the sun has gone in in LA.
• 8:46 PM: orange smoothie to her face!!!! Do it, Alice!
• 8:46 PM: gaelick cherish, respect – let’s f–k
• 8:46 PM: Annie Aura Ew, potato milkshakes.
• 8:46 PM: gaelick oohh….go Alicew
• 8:46 PM: click here Then leave the table, Jamie, feck’s sake
• 8:47 PM: orange who let Betty have a go at the saw and catgut in this scene?!?
• 8:47 PM: gaelick see? they’re not eating
• 8:47 PM: click here Seriously, I think these people are just waiting for the last paycheck. Bad acting!
• 8:47 PM: click here Ops – I mean, “paycheque”..
• 8:47 PM: Annie Aura Not paying either.
• 8:47 PM: orange oh, Dana *sigh*
• 8:47 PM: gaelick Dana….
• 8:48 PM: Annie Aura We are now sitting on Xena’s shoulder.
• 8:48 PM: gaelick sniff
• 8:48 PM: orange oh, Dylan *sigh*
• 8:48 PM: gaelick lol
• 8:48 PM: click here How is Dana relevant to Jenny’s death. Jesus
• 8:48 PM: gaelick sorry Gabreille
• 8:48 PM: gaelick coz they like both died dude!
• 8:48 PM: orange Dana killed Jenny! She came back to claim her!!!!
• 8:48 PM: Annie Aura Jesus is always relevant.
• 8:48 PM: gaelick cut. your. hair
• 8:48 PM: click here Since when did Dylan and Helena move in together? What is going on? And is that Enya in the background?
• 8:48 PM: gaelick see the U-haulvan outside Dylan?
• 8:49 PM: gaelick we’re shooting Jenny
• 8:49 PM: click here Shoot yourself, Jenny
• 8:49 PM: orange Dylan’s u-hauling her tabby into Helena’s enormo-gaff
• 8:49 PM: orange oh jesus, where aren’t you, Jenny?
• 8:49 PM: Annie Aura Jenny is kinda hot…no?
• 8:49 PM: Annie Aura No?
• 8:49 PM: click here NO!
• 8:49 PM: gaelick WHAT!!
• 8:49 PM: gaelick NO!!
• 8:49 PM: click here :-O
• 8:49 PM: orange GET OUT!!!!
• 8:50 PM: click here Get. Out.
• 8:50 PM: gaelick she’s making a toast…get a toaster
• 8:50 PM: gaelick something landed on Max’s face
• 8:50 PM: click here It’s Max and his woeful facial hair
• 8:50 PM: Annie Aura It’s the guy from the magic roundabout
• 8:50 PM: orange Oh look, Jenny upgraded her camera from iphone to X5 for future stalking activities
• 8:50 PM: orange Max has shaved and now looks ready for prison detail
• 8:50 PM: orange Dougal from MR?
• 8:51 PM: click here Max =
• 8:51 PM: gaelick it’s so badly done though. Daniela Sea hardly move her upper lip
• 8:51 PM: gaelick foreshadowing….
• 8:51 PM: click here Botox?
• 8:51 PM: gaelick that..is…a…dangerous..balcony
• 8:51 PM: Annie Aura Zebedee
• 8:51 PM: orange Most of the time, I’m not sure Daniela Sea is registering a pulse
• 8:51 PM: click here No one saw that, Kit!
• 8:51 PM: orange Brotox?
• 8:51 PM: Annie Aura Boing boing.
• 8:51 PM: gaelick Max’s baby? Why you genius!!!
• 8:51 PM: Annie Aura Bang bang.
• 8:51 PM: click here Kit’s channelling Cilla Black
• 8:52 PM: click here Sehprise, sehprise, chuck!
• 8:52 PM: gaelick why are my boobs so low
• 8:52 PM: orange Kit’s boobs are…distracting
• 8:52 PM: click here Don’t you mock my Pam, HAL!
• 8:52 PM: orange Kit just product placed TiBette’s life. Weird
• 8:52 PM: gaelick why are they all wearing black?
• 8:52 PM: click here You and me both, Bett
• 8:52 PM: click here Gerrout!
• 8:52 PM: gaelick woohoo Bette!!
• 8:53 PM: Annie Aura Where’s Jessica Fletcher? Isn’t she due?
• 8:53 PM: click here It’s subtle wardrobing, HAL.
• 8:53 PM: gaelick Kelly pop-eye Wentworth
• 8:53 PM: click here Subtle
• 8:53 PM: orange Cos it’s a funeral, HAL/gaelick! They’re overjoyed at Jenny’s imminent demise
• 8:53 PM: Annie Aura Saved by the Bell, not this time, bing!
• 8:53 PM: gaelick aha!! Wear pastels!!! Diamonte…..
• 8:53 PM: click here Mmmmmmmmm-hmm, girrrrl
• 8:54 PM: orange Sparkle, sparkle. It is a festive occassion after all!
• 8:54 PM: gaelick I wanna go to New York to get away from Ilene Chaiken
• 8:54 PM: Annie Aura She looks like a llama, Bette.
• 8:54 PM: click here Kit’s reciting the theme tune
• 8:54 PM: gaelick We. Are.Family.
• 8:54 PM: click here the in the ‘hood remix
• 8:54 PM: orange Kit’s eulogising the group. How many times is she going to say “lovely”?
• 8:54 PM: Annie Aura Xena’s shoulder to Shane’s ceiling….
• 8:54 PM: orange …of this scene
• 8:55 PM: gaelick at least she’s hasn’t said Guuurl
• 8:55 PM: Annie Aura Warble
• 8:55 PM: click here The sound editing is awful!
• 8:55 PM: gaelick Shane was bound to some burrd called Honour last season
• 8:55 PM: orange That piece of popcorn is Shane’s meal for the day
• 8:55 PM: gaelick it’s pixie shane
• 8:55 PM: click here No it’s not – she refuses to eat it.
• 8:55 PM: Annie Aura Shane is channelling fiddy cent….mofo
• 8:55 PM: click here Of course
• 8:56 PM: orange It’s secret society Shane with that hood situation going on
• 8:56 PM: orange It’s all about the treatment, Shane. Sort yourself out.
• 8:56 PM: gaelick gabba gabba gabba…this is writing?
• 8:56 PM: Annie Aura Drinking in bed always leads to murder, sheesh.
• 8:56 PM: click here An artist???
• 8:56 PM: gaelick An srseist
• 8:57 PM: gaelick arseist
• 8:57 PM: click here OMG – It’s Alice Extreme Closeup!
• 8:57 PM: orange Women drive Alice crazy… these poor police officers are probably wondering when they became the L Wordette counsellors
• 8:57 PM: Annie Aura Jenny may go off the deep end alert.
• 8:57 PM: click here I would have thought Jenny went off the deep end when she started talking to manatees
• 8:57 PM: gaelick she DIVED intot the deep end to talk to them
• 8:58 PM: orange why did she have to drown TWO seasons after being cast adrift at sea… we’ve been waiting oh so very long
• 8:58 PM: click here God, poor rich bitch
• 8:58 PM: click here (The old Helena reprised)
• 8:58 PM: gaelick ok, is this their idea of Law & Order, cut directing? Major close-ups?
• 8:58 PM: orange poor rich Helena. Boo hoo, I have so much money and all these women wanting a piece of me. Hard life.
• 8:58 PM: Annie Aura I guess Helena tries to use Jenny’s GHD at the wrong moment, Jenny “goes off the deep end” into the deep end.
• 8:58 PM: click here Yes, but with less law and order, more therapy sessions.
• 8:58 PM: click here It’s how we solve crime now
• 8:59 PM: gaelick there’s a confortanle embrace
• 8:59 PM: gaelick comfortable
• 8:59 PM: orange Some strange Kate Bush “Running Up that Hill” homage with Helena and Dylan on the stairs
• 8:59 PM: Annie Aura Stair sex!
• 8:59 PM: gaelick one word…ow!
• 8:59 PM: click here (yeowch)
• 8:59 PM: gaelick pick me up like you’re my dad – sexy
• 9:00 PM: orange ah woo hoo, Jenny’s death is getting Dylena in the mood
• 9:00 PM: click here Let’s hope this Dylena scene doesn’t last 20 minutes, like the last one
• 9:00 PM: gaelick no!! keep your clothes ON
• 9:00 PM: gaelick stab me!!
• 9:00 PM: gaelick it’s angelina sex
• 9:00 PM: click here Dylan goes psycho
• 9:00 PM: orange looks like Samurai Dylan kills Jenny
• 9:00 PM: Annie Aura Helena is getting her hair cut at last.
• 9:00 PM: orange “Cut me like one of your French girls, Jack”
• 9:01 PM: gaelick Helena has lotss of lolly
• 9:01 PM: Annie Aura That red lolly was a clue.
• 9:01 PM: click here Helena is explaining her personality changes? It’s too late to iron out the plot inconsistencies, Chaiken.
• 9:01 PM: gaelick did she lose her keys?
• 9:01 PM: Annie Aura Ew,
• 9:02 PM: click here There’s some hooded monk under Tina’s duvet!
• 9:02 PM: gaelick the railings….the RAILINGS!!!
• 9:02 PM: orange Cybill Shepherd is getting misty-eyed about Bette’s powersuit. Get in line, lady
• 9:02 PM: click here Oh, it’s Bette. That smoochy tango in the last episode must have worked..
• 9:02 PM: orange well when I’m making out with Jennifer Beals, I do be thinking of the railings… NOT!!!
• 9:02 PM: gaelick damn Bette is hot
• 9:02 PM: Annie Aura She forgot to use Comfort in the last wash, that’s what happens. Chafing.
• 9:03 PM: Annie Aura Bette looks like a llama…..
• 9:03 PM: gaelick that’s so heteronornative
• 9:03 PM: Annie Aura Some ironing needs to be done on them sheets…..
• 9:03 PM: gaelick gasp…Bette can’t breathe
• 9:03 PM: click here Oh, it’s same-sex marriage, candles and Sade. Romance!
• 9:03 PM: orange Awww, Sade. How fitting? Why haven’t they played Sade for BetTina before?
• 9:03 PM: gaelick get off her Tina
• 9:03 PM: click here Or dramatic irony.
• 9:03 PM: click here Either-or
• 9:03 PM: orange sit down, HAL.
• 9:03 PM: gaelick snigffy armpits
• 9:04 PM: gaelick Bette halo
• 9:04 PM: gaelick eeek….cover up Shane
• 9:04 PM: gaelick a flash back ot the first scene
• 9:04 PM: click here Change that skanky t-shirt, Shane
• 9:04 PM: Annie Aura This is turning into Dallas, murder, big hair and dream sequences…
• 9:04 PM: orange Shane’s on her way home from the night before. Undies in the back pocket, fo sho.
• 9:04 PM: click here Yes, Shane, couples have sex, too, not just slappers like you..
• 9:05 PM: orange So whoever shot JR kills Jenny? I owe that guy two beers now.
• 9:05 PM: click here It’s what we’ve all been thinking, Bette
• 9:05 PM: gaelick there aren’t enough meds in the world
• 9:05 PM: orange Touché to Bette’s heart-misplace-meds line
• 9:05 PM: gaelick what is that blouse all about?/
• 9:06 PM: Annie Aura I love the way they all dress up before going down the station…
• 9:06 PM: orange Jesus, Tina. Did we dress in the Tellytubby wardrobe again?
• 9:06 PM: gaelick Dylan on the phone to the plumber
• 9:06 PM: orange Shane eating twice in one episode. Unheard of!
• 9:06 PM: gaelick Shane?!Popcorn and cereal in the same day
• 9:06 PM: Annie Aura Dylan: “We need lots of water….lots.of.water”
• 9:06 PM: gaelick snap!!
• 9:07 PM: orange It’s hard to tell what Alice is saying about nipples with all that red twizzler in her mouth
• 9:07 PM: gaelick sounder
• 9:07 PM: gaelick it was SOUNDER!!!
• 9:07 PM: Annie Aura Shane hasn’t stopped eating this episode….something’s not right..murderous intent maybe….
• 9:07 PM: click here Yeah, those lines were so rubbish, Leisha’s clearly trying to stifle the script
• 9:07 PM: orange Sick, Sounder, sick!
• 9:07 PM: click here You have to take a long walk off a short pier
• 9:08 PM: gaelick Jenny’s going to the Grove?!?! that’s so Dublin northside in the 80s
• 9:08 PM: orange You can say “Final Cut Pro”, Jenny. The show is littered with Apple references anyway.
• 9:08 PM: click here It’s Kit and the gay heterosexual
• 9:08 PM: gaelick looks like that fight has been sunsetted
• 9:08 PM: orange Awww look at Angelica… cherubic face of a murderer.
• 9:09 PM: gaelick what’ wrong with men?
• 9:09 PM: Annie Aura Bette’s boobs are hot.
• 9:09 PM: gaelick FFS Bette ya big eejit…he’s not gonna leave a floater
• 9:09 PM: orange since when is Kit gooey-eyed about Sonny-Sunset? Oh, it’s only Kit… sure what’s another plothole on The L Word Kerry backroad?
• 9:09 PM: click here And now, Chaiken makes Bette into implausible man-hater
• 9:09 PM: Annie Aura what’s “men”?
• 9:09 PM: click here Evil aliens, AA
• 9:10 PM: gaelick oh god Jenny has a huge picture of herself in her office
• 9:10 PM: orange three letters that come after “w-o”, AA
• 9:10 PM: click here You mean, after “W-y”
• 9:10 PM: Annie Aura No, that’s not huge, that’s BLEEDIN’ MASSIVE.
• 9:10 PM: orange Dylan arrives to fix Jenny’s photocopier *wocka-wocka-wocka*
• 9:11 PM: orange Awww, James. Such a cutie.
• 9:11 PM: gaelick false hilarity
• 9:11 PM: Annie Aura Popcorn Interval
• 9:11 PM: click here Eww toe-picking
• 9:11 PM: Annie Aura not us!
• 9:11 PM: gaelick can we get to the murder please?
• 9:12 PM: orange Helena stitches, Alice picks her toes. Both on the phone.
• 9:12 PM: Annie Aura Alice doesn’t have a belt, note for later….
• 9:12 PM: click here And rumours abound
• 9:12 PM: click here lol
• 9:12 PM: click here That’s one weapon down, orange
• 9:13 PM: orange So Alice is freaking Helena out about Dylan. Six years later and not a single successful relationship shall emerge from this wasteland. Sheesh.
• 9:13 PM: gaelick and I can’t lie…coz I’m so innocent a cute
• 9:13 PM: gaelick sic sounder….sic!!
• 9:13 PM: gaelick go for the neck
• 9:13 PM: click here Come clean about what? Where? When? What am I watching?
• 9:13 PM: gaelick ooops!!
• 9:13 PM: orange So another storyline from the episode between 7 and 8? Since when is Dylan lying?
• 9:13 PM: click here OOH!
• 9:13 PM: click here Bombshell
• 9:13 PM: click here (not)
• 9:13 PM: Annie Aura Trust?!
• 9:14 PM: orange Oh christ, that was unnecessary, Chaiken
• 9:14 PM: gaelick relationships are based on trust? I thought it was about clothes and sec
• 9:14 PM: gaelick sex
• 9:14 PM: click here Crafty plot-twist there. Mmhm
• 9:14 PM: Annie Aura I’m confuddled. *flounders*
• 9:14 PM: orange Wherefore art thou, Helena?
• 9:14 PM: gaelick yes Helena restate the plot and waste some time
• 9:14 PM: gaelick snore
• 9:14 PM: click here Oh yay – Helena is fabulous when she’s crazy!
• 9:14 PM: gaelick kill her!!!
• 9:14 PM: click here OOH – BAD move, Dylan
• 9:14 PM: orange whoa, Jenny, that was an alarmingly squeaky noise
• 9:15 PM: gaelick trust me….please trust me….all I did was lie all the time
• 9:15 PM: orange Dan Foxworthy could have sorted you guys out in 5 minutes, Dylana. Well he could have told you to break up immediately too.
• 9:15 PM: gaelick Jenny is a c–t
• 9:15 PM: Annie Aura Facking Shechter. That’s a tshirt right there…
• 9:15 PM: orange Shane carried a watermelon
• 9:15 PM: click here It was Dylan! In the poolhouse! With the editing software!
• 9:16 PM: gaelick Molly!!!!
• 9:16 PM: gaelick YAY!!!
• 9:16 PM: click here Molly’s back!!
• 9:16 PM: orange YAY MOLLY!!!
• 9:16 PM: gaelick Shane is bowled over
• 9:16 PM: click here Go for it Molly. In for the kill.
• 9:16 PM: orange Now, Molly, be sure to inform Shane that Jenny is a treachorous hoe-bag who hid Molly’s letter in the attic.
• 9:16 PM: Annie Aura Molly is dating WhatAMess it seems and it’s not Shane
• 9:16 PM: click here Shane’s a ho-bag, anyway, so she’ll so shag ya
• 9:17 PM: orange Have to stop watching keyboard and fawn over Molly
• 9:17 PM: click here Oh no, Molly!
• 9:17 PM: gaelick letter? night? jacket?
• 9:17 PM: orange Shane’s gonna drop her Kilkenny Design reject pottery
• 9:17 PM: click here Yep, I remember that. Molly looked hawt.
• 9:17 PM: click here And Jenny was a biatch. PMSL, orange!
• 9:17 PM: orange Molly = hawwwwwwwt
• 9:17 PM: Annie Aura I love those conversations in Woodies of a Sunday….
• 9:17 PM: gaelick Shane and the fart-acting
• 9:18 PM: click here The jacket that’s up in the attic!
• 9:18 PM: click here With a portrait or something
• 9:18 PM: gaelick blink Shane BLINK!!
• 9:18 PM: orange Didn’t you ever wonder where yer shagging jacket was, Shane??? It’s in the attic along with Norman Bates’, a.k.a. Jenny’s, ma
• 9:18 PM: click here Kilkenny Design Cycloptic Tit Monobra.
• 9:18 PM: Annie Aura Murder scene at last….
• 9:19 PM: gaelick Carmen Miranda Bette
• 9:19 PM: orange More like the landscape in the attic. Shane has only been getting skinnier since season 1
• 9:19 PM: gaelick Max max max
• 9:19 PM: orange Helena is gonna drink all of the Patrón ever in this scene
• 9:19 PM: click here C’mon, let’s skip to it. Kill kill!
• 9:19 PM: click here No, Alice, it’s the only thing Max has ever said other than “computer search”
• 9:20 PM: Annie Aura Anyone know what’s going on?
• 9:20 PM: orange Where’s Max’s pick-up truck and 12-year old cusin he’s married to?
• 9:20 PM: gaelick Xena’s thinking “I wonder what Gabrielle is cooking for dinner?”
• 9:20 PM: click here Max, Jenny was a fucker to you! Don’t you remember this season at all??
• 9:20 PM: click here No, Annie Aura, not a clue
• 9:20 PM: orange Not a clue, AA. Schemey Mcschemerson
• 9:21 PM: Annie Aura Mmmm Jenny is swish.
• 9:21 PM: click here Will they be wheeling Barry Manilow onto the set soon?
• 9:21 PM: orange Kit. We need, NEED, you to get Jackie Brown on Jenny’s ass right now.
• 9:21 PM: gaelick I’m hoping for Barry White
• 9:21 PM: click here Yes, Jenny. You are a shit face.
• 9:21 PM: click here More bad soundtrackiness
• 9:21 PM: orange Well Barry does have lesbian hair
• 9:21 PM: orange So does Max actually
• 9:21 PM: gaelick mmhmmm guurrrl
• 9:22 PM: click here More bad soundtrackiness
• 9:22 PM: Annie Aura Crickets and clown eyes…
• 9:22 PM: gaelick product placement
• 9:22 PM: click here You are a liar and a fantasist and an interfering crazy. Don’t make Kit say it again..
• 9:22 PM: gaelick she put it to music/
• 9:22 PM: gaelick how sad it that?
• 9:23 PM: orange Jenny: “You can press play” No, Jenny, she can’t. Remember how successfully (nawt) she accessed her text messages a couple of episodes ago
• 9:23 PM: gaelick Complex = c–t
• 9:23 PM: click here The attic, Shane – THE ATTIC!
• 9:23 PM: orange Shane, love, that jacket went out in the clutter clear
• 9:23 PM: click here And bad synth-cello!
• 9:23 PM: Annie Aura Trombone….or is it a bassoon……
• 9:23 PM: gaelick the attic Shane…the attic!
• 9:23 PM: click here Bongos
• 9:24 PM: orange I reckon cello
• 9:24 PM: gaelick Tim is up there!!!
• 9:24 PM: click here She’s got the letter! And true love rears its ugly head..
• 9:24 PM: Annie Aura It’s not a letter, it’s a map, The Goonies…
• 9:24 PM: orange Oh, Tim. Such lovely arms
• 9:24 PM: gaelick this is like that awful movie The Notebook
• 9:24 PM: click here What else is up here?
• 9:25 PM: click here The negatives!!
• 9:25 PM: gaelick the tapes!!!!]
• 9:25 PM: gaelick the negatives!!!
• 9:25 PM: orange why, yes it is like The Notebook! *bawls many tears so that Jenny may drown in them*
• 9:25 PM: click here It WAS Jenny. Crazy Jenny..
• 9:25 PM: gaelick boooooo
• 9:25 PM: click here And Tina slandered the feck out of her bosses in that restaurant. Oh dear..
• 9:25 PM: gaelick I hope Xena’s not getting paid my the word
• 9:25 PM: gaelick the railings people…the RAILINGS!!!
• 9:26 PM: orange Bette is wearing one of the leftovers from a Garth Brooks album cover
• 9:26 PM: click here Get those cob webs of the light fixtures
• 9:26 PM: orange Her name is Jenny, not “Jinny”, Kit love.
• 9:27 PM: gaelick Kit is so gangsta
• 9:27 PM: click here She gon’ whooop Bette’s ass
• 9:27 PM: orange She’s packin’ an AK
• 9:27 PM: Annie Aura Farkin Jinny….
• 9:28 PM: orange ooh the first song on the soundtrack I like
• 9:28 PM: click here Ooh, messing with their minds, Lucy, nice one..
• 9:28 PM: orange Jenny’s is ready for her world-destroying debut
• 9:28 PM: gaelick god I hate Jenny’s ‘little girl voice’
• 9:28 PM: Annie Aura Jinny, der be good shots up dem stairs sister, lean on dem broken ass railings while you’re at it….
• 9:28 PM: click here Creepy musak and creepy twirly chairs
• 9:28 PM: orange Lucy has been studying Cagney & Lacey
• 9:29 PM: gaelick Tina’s feeling very negative right now
• 9:29 PM: click here LOL!
• 9:29 PM: orange She’s all cut up alright
• 9:29 PM: click here That was reel-y bad, HAL
• 9:29 PM: gaelick the railing!!!
• 9:29 PM: click here The railings are in ribbons!
• 9:29 PM: orange Oooh the missing railing is the same colour as Tina’s cerise catastrophe-top. Coinkydink?
• 9:30 PM: gaelick soon it shall be you Schecter Spectre
• 9:30 PM: orange Jenny is about to be de-railed
• 9:30 PM: Annie Aura Jenny is so dramatic that she will jump and do it all herself. Can’t have any murderess stealing her thunder…
• 9:30 PM: gaelick oohh….good theory AA
• 9:30 PM: orange Bette just went Gollum voice there
• 9:30 PM: gaelick is this an ad for spot cream?
• 9:31 PM: orange Call it folks. Who dunnit?
• 9:31 PM: Annie Aura Dana
• 9:31 PM: orange Aww Timbo! I hope he did it. He shoulda 5 seasons ago
• 9:31 PM: click here It’s Tim, checking in from soaring-career-land!
• 9:31 PM: gaelick Tim!!! You gorgeous!!
• 9:31 PM: Annie Aura Where’s Betty?
• 9:31 PM: click here LOL! – WE LOVE TIM! She IS a nutcase!
• 9:32 PM: orange No Alice, “to err is human, to forgive is divine”. But Jenny is Satan
• 9:32 PM: click here Well done, Shane! You stupid fool.
• 9:33 PM: gaelick to err is human but errrrr……Jenny?
• 9:33 PM: click here We don’t understand, either, Alice.
• 9:33 PM: gaelick Oh my god they killed Jenny!!!
• 9:33 PM: click here Ilene moves in mysterious ways..
• 9:33 PM: Annie Aura The balcony collapses, Shane and Jinny end up in the water, Shane’s inordinate amount of popcorn causes her to float to the surface….Jinny’s rather large, complicated, complex, complan brain causes her to sink…
• 9:33 PM: Annie Aura Viola.
• 9:33 PM: orange KilJenny. It’s a county in Leinster. Or at least one of ‘em should be renamed in the event’s honour.
• 9:33 PM: orange It’s all gone painfully Cluedo
• 9:33 PM: gaelick Max and the mouse-tache
• 9:34 PM: orange It WAS Sounder
• 9:34 PM: click here The dog falls in, Jenny jumps in to save his floofy ass, the end.
• 9:34 PM: gaelick it’s the manny!!
• 9:34 PM: click here Wangus!
• 9:34 PM: Annie Aura This is so complexicated.
• 9:34 PM: gaelick it’s all of Kit’s exes!!
• 9:34 PM: orange Anghus? No one liked you in the end. Why is he in the video? Oh right, yeah, ‘cos Jenny made it and loves the inappropriate
• 9:35 PM: click here I’m your man! Ivan!
• 9:35 PM: gaelick Marina!!!
• 9:35 PM: orange Kit’s ex parade. Oh, and Jodi.
• 9:35 PM: gaelick you still foxy
• 9:35 PM: Annie Aura Marina, that name sounds awfully like water….
• 9:36 PM: orange They’re talking over their own tribute video.
• 9:36 PM: click here OOOOh, Carmen.
• 9:36 PM: gaelick she so sexy
• 9:36 PM: orange Mmmmmm, Carmen.
• 9:36 PM: click here Random fact – Sarah Shahi is descended from the Iranian royal family.
• 9:36 PM: gaelick we can’t see her bootay
• 9:36 PM: click here True story.
• 9:36 PM: orange Hawt factoid, clicky!
• 9:36 PM: click here Yup, the Qajars
• 9:37 PM: orange Max is Luigi from Super Mario Bros! How did I not see that before!
• 9:37 PM: gaelick It’s jenny she’s writing again!!!
• 9:37 PM: click here Worst. Finalé. Ever.
• 9:37 PM: click here It’s Lucy Lawless!
• 9:37 PM: Annie Aura Aw Jinny, you big Drama Queen.
• 9:37 PM: orange Thankfully everyone had an alibi being in the living room. A motive too, but most impoartantly an alibi.
• 9:37 PM: gaelick I’m still waiting for gabrielle
• 9:38 PM: orange So it was Sounder or Angelica?
• 9:38 PM: click here Not that that helps Alice
• 9:38 PM: click here It was Nikki!
• 9:38 PM: gaelick oohhh…Niiki like bush
• 9:38 PM: orange Nikki in the bushes? Wouldn’t be the first time.
• 9:38 PM: click here The first one who “was going to kill Jenny”!
• 9:39 PM: orange So Nikki did it either. Or Tasha?
• 9:39 PM: Annie Aura Jinny was killed by the collective will of L Word fans it seems….
• 9:39 PM: gaelick spot on AA
• 9:39 PM: orange Couldn’t have been Tasha. She was too busy working through her issues. And by “issues” I mean Jamie’s undercrackers.
• 9:40 PM: orange well put, AA
• 9:40 PM: click here Oh God, Jenny keeps talking despite it all
• 9:40 PM: Annie Aura They all look so sad…Shane was trying not to laugh behind her towel…
• 9:40 PM: gaelick we’ll never forget you either…..ohhh…popcorn
• 9:40 PM: orange Aww Jenny’s on the tellybox but nobody’s watching.
• 9:40 PM: click here That’s it? You are taking the piss, Chaiken!!
• 9:40 PM: orange Gotta say I like that ending
• 9:40 PM: orange You’re chaiken the piss
• 9:40 PM: click here NO! Orange, get out
• 9:40 PM: gaelick slo mo!!
• 9:40 PM: orange Maxami Vice!
• 9:40 PM: gaelick boom shakka
• 9:41 PM: click here It’s some 1970s cop show. ..Or just max
• 9:41 PM: Annie Aura Aw that was brilliant. What happened?
• 9:41 PM: gaelick Resevoir Dawwwgs
• 9:41 PM: gaelick Alice is well chuffed
• 9:41 PM: gaelick they all are!!
• 9:41 PM: click here Pam Grier does a Jackie Brown. Loving it
• 9:41 PM: gaelick Jenny-free
• 9:42 PM: orange On that end-of-series slow-mo walkout, I wish someone would have reminded Helena to wear her bra INSIDE her dress!
• 9:42 PM: gaelick you so hawwwwt Bette
• 9:42 PM: click here Thank god, they all seem to say, we’re no longer bound to Ilene by that evil contract
• 9:42 PM: gaelick sponsored by the ADA -American Dental Association
• 9:43 PM: orange The string section sounds like it’s beating the holy hell out of the theme tune. With Jenny out of the way, it’s time to kill the theme tune too!
• 9:43 PM: Annie Aura Great, now where’s my chipsticks.
• 9:43 PM: click here You should thank us – no one should thank YOU for the last six seasons, Chaiken!

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