It’s finally here! The kiss that will destroy Austral Asia! Please everyone keep praying as the country’s morality dissolves around you. For we all know the mighty power of the lesbian kiss.

Hands were wringing and handkerchiefs twisting as Home and Away televised a kiss between two women a couple of weeks ago. Due to screening agreements, The Kiss has arrived on our screens this week. Don’t miss it, but don’t be too disappointed either. Talk about tame….

Despite all of the cliches around the burgeoning relationship, you have to take your hat (or other clothing) off to the Home and Away folks. The story is realistic, the emotions understandable and they’ve taken their time with it, allowing us to get to know the characters.

Ok, let’s get the cliches out of the way:

1.  Joey and Charlie are the ladies’ name. Where are all the Sheila’s?

2.  One is raped

3.  Jobs – deck-hand and cop

Us lesbos are used to our cliches so this is water off a duck’s back, as the story is great and, most importantly, the actresses are excellent.

So, the story is, Joey the deck-hand is an out lesbian who gets raped by the dastardly Robbo. Cop Charlie comes to the rescue and two become mates, mate. Joey ends up falling for Charlie, which is extremely understandable, check her out (right)!

Charlie does the old lesbian two-step “kiss me ya sexy woman; sorry I’m confused, let’s be friends”.

At the moment they’ve kissed, and Charlie is going all well of loneliness on her ass, but things will get better. How do I know? Well there has been uproar down under (f’narr) about the two or three kisses between the ladies. So more lip-smacking to come. YAY!!

If you missed it this afternoon, the first kiss will be screened at 6.00 on RTE 2 this evening, April 15.

Popularity: 1% [?]

No related posts.