Court Queens
The sun is out, the strawberries are in the shops and soon kids will be playing tennis on the streets. Yes, people, it’s Wimbledon time. As it’s a World Cup year, the telly has been full of sweaty males, which is fine if you’re into that kind of thing. For those interested in sweaty females, Wimbo is unmissable.
So, inn a display of shocking shamelessness, let’s check out the talent this year. Lord is there a lot to look at! It seems tennis players are getting hotter as I get older. Hmmm, maybe I’m turning into a dirty old woman. Anyway, here are the top 10 seeds, and not a homely one among them.
Top seed Serena Williams (left), is the reigning champ and is most definitely the one to beat. She loves Wimbledon, having also won in 2002 and 2003. She 29 now, so starting to get a bit long in the tooth, I wonder how much longer she’s going to last?
Second seed to her little sister, Venus Williams is still a force to be reckoned with. She also has legs that go on forever, making her as quick as a whip around the court. And a pleasure to watch.
Joining Venus in this trio of beautiful women are third seed Caroline Wozniacki and fourth seed Jelena Jankovic, who seems to have been playing tennis for donkey’s years.
French Open champion, Francesca Schiavone is the fifth seed. Sorry was that my gaydar pinging or yours?
When getting these images together, I was determined to have off-court pics. Samantha Stosur had two
reasons to convince me to make an exception for her. Update - It turns out that whoever those lovely ladies are they may not be Samantha Stosur’s. The pic is so nice though, that I don’t want to change it, so I shall just add Samantha, left.
Seventh seed Agnieszka Radwanska from Poland is as cute as a button, and has just turned 21 for those of you interested. She’s been in the quarter finals for the past two years, but will be gunning to move higher.
Kim Clijsters is another player who seems to have been around since Martina was a girl. Slight exaggeration, but she’s been around the block alright. She’s been a semi-finalist a couple of times, which to be honest is as far as she’ll get this year. She admitted that since having a baby, tennis just doesn’t seem as important.
China’s great tennis hope, Na Li, will definitely be in the mix on the second week too. She’s not a grass-lover though so if she crashed out early don’t be surprised.
Hello Flavia Pennetta! This Italian steam-inducer is, in typical Mediterranean style, a clay-court specialist. Here’s hoping she doesn’t get knocked out too early. Yum!
So who are you up for? Personally, I’m getting a bit sick of the Williams Show. I’d love to see someone else have a go.
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Oh, HAL. You and your imagery…
I was following Kim Cljisters last night on Twitter, while she was following Wimpleton.
Flat earth moment, people.
well if you want a more updated off court pic of Sam Stosur at the beach, there’s this one:

http://images.watoday.com.au/2010/06/04/1566658/svSTOSURPAGEONE-300×0.jpg
or this one that shows off her arms
http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/5700/28634104130002965525100.jpg
pity she lost in the first round today though
PS. The tennis gossip world says that Sam has a girlfriend. However, Schiavonne has a boyfriend.
I forgot to add, if anybody’s a fan of Pepa from Los Hombres de Paco, German hottie Andrea Petkovic has some major Pepa vibes.
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http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/08PsdWW8NNb2T/x610.jpg
There cannot be lady-loving person in the world who isn’t a fan of Pepa. Hawwwwwwt! (if a bit too skinny)
Andrea Petkovic…..yuuuuuummmm
Ok obviously my gaydar needs an overhaul. Schiavonnehas a boyfriend???? She gives off MAJOR lezzie vibes. Maybe he’s a beard.
Or maybe I need to head to gay mafia HQ for my gaydar upgrade
I think most people went off to get gaydar repairs when Schiavonne talked about a boyfriend. Same goes for Svetlana Kuznetsova.
Andrea Petkovic has a big internet presence. She vlogs and tweets a fair amount. Only pity is she’s out of Wimbledon in both the singles and doubles already *sigh*
Svetlana Kuznetsova pings all over the place. Apparently we’re not allowed call her Kuzy anymore, but we can still drool
http://www.tennisrulz.com/players/kuznetsova/001.jpg
Here she is with a certain heroine
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