Because you will discover that you are completely and utterly bonkers.

Try this on for size. Every month we try and time it correctly, I have “symptoms”. From the first day. Which is impossible since pregnancy really begins with implantation and that doesn’t happen until at least day 6 normally.

But the symptoms are real. I have stomach pains and my breasts hurt. I get dizzy randomly, while my mind is totally focused on something else. I am not consciously making up these symptoms. I am sub-consciously making up these symptoms. That’s crazy.

I also just spent 8 euro on a “conception reading” on eBay. While all those who know me pick themselves up from the floor, allow me to explain that I am generally anti-psychic. I figure a couple of things:

1. They’re probably not actually real. As in, I don’t really believe there’s anything to it. OR

2. If there is, it’s probably best not to mess with it.

But apparently, I’ve lost my mind entirely.

Anyway, I have the prediction. I’m to conceive in March this year. No point testing next week, I suppose. Or trying in February. What a relief!

I’m also to conceive a girl in September 2012 (assuming the world doesn’t end). The one I’m conceiving in March is a boy. I should email her about her fixation on gender. I’m just not that rigid. I wonder if she can tell me if they’re gay?

I also have a deceased male person with the initial J, apparently, who is telling the psychic this stuff. That sounds reasonable. I mean, a lot of names start with J. Except I don’t know a single male with that initial who has died — even counting relatives I didn’t know, like grand parents. At a stretch, she might have mixed up G and J. Who knows?

So, yes, I’m crazy enough that I spent 8 euro on something I knew would be total rubbish and subconsciously create pregnancy symptoms before they are even biologically plausible.

Baby-craziness exists, and I am living proof of it.

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