How are things going for you, then?

Are you already feeling a hangover building? Have the meat sweats started? Have you had more turkey today than you’ve ever had in your entire life? Did Santa arrive at your house? How many times have you watched Harry Potter? How many times have you watched The Wizard of Oz? Do you think you might have a mental breakdown if you hear one more Christmas song? How many times have you cried into your Christmas pudding over the departure of Anne Doyle? Which relation is snoring on the couch? Which relation is passed out under the tree? Which (obviously clueless) relation keeps asking you if you’ve a nice young man yet?

Share your highs and lows in the comments!

In the meantime, here are this season’s hottest lesbians. Enjoy.

Petty Officer 2nd Class Marissa Gaeta (23) and her girlfriend of two years, Petty Officer 3rd Class Citlalic Snell (22) were the first same-sex couple to share the traditional dockside “first kiss” since the US ended a ban on gays in the army.

And when you’ve finished watching those adorable women, here’s a list of some of the most important things to see today on the gogglebox:

• 3:40pm: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (RTÉ One)
• 8:50pm: ’s last broadcast (RTÉ One)
• 9pm: Downton Abbey (UTV)
• 10pm: Absolutely Fabulous (BBC One)