Bitches Be Crazy time. Photo: Una Mullally

Happy New Year, bitches!

Bitches Be Crazy is back for 2012: same Bitch time, same Bitch channel.

If you need a little sojourn away from the sobriety of dreary January, your best bet this BBC: there’s a 99% chance you will lose your shit every time a track starts playing, the music is just that good.

Confirmed DJs on the night are Alex, Una, Bucko, plus the fabulous Joey Kavanagh (@thebubbleboy and sphericalnotions).

The usual rules apply: BYOB. Doors 9pm. €5 before 10pm, €10 thereafter.

Here’s what you missed last time around: Bitches Be Hazy.

And here’s a guess at the kind of sounds you’re likely to hear. Maybe. (It’s just a guess.)

Azealia Banks – “212” ft. Lazy Jay

Scissor Sisters “Shady Love” ft Azealia Banks

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Adrian Lux feat. The Good Natured – “Alive” (Basto Radio Edit) (Official Video)

Rihanna – “We Found Love” ft. Calvin Harris
(Skip to 48 seconds in.)

SBTRKT – “Pharaohs” ft. Roses Gabor

DJ Earworm Mashup – “United State of Pop 2011” (World Go Boom)
(Maybe.)

You may hear these sounds. Or you may not. I don’t know.

You’ll just have to head along to find out whether my predictions are correct!