A recent survey (the source of which I can’t find) is quoted all over the interweb this week, as having the lesbian sex scene in Black Swan voted Sexiest Film Moment. Double-you tee eff? First of all, it turned out to be a scene where Natalie Portman’s character had sex with herself and, secondly, if you’re going to pick a sexy lesbian scene, there are much hotter choices. Here are just half a dozen for your pleasure. And none of them are safe for work.

By the way, I did a different article a while back, but that was best kisses; this is a whole lot more.

Bound

For some reason this is always the one I think of first when people talk about hot lesbian scenes. Not sure why.

The L Word

Muy caliente! Personally, I’m not a Shane fan but the hotness that is Carmen takes over, in the best possible way.

Los Hombres de Paco

More steamy Latin ladies. Who needs subtitles? Pepa and Silvia were the hottest thing on television for a long time. I think I need a drink of water. With ice.

Fingersmith

This is more sweet than steamy, but no list of lesbian anything is complete without it. Man I have to watch this again.

Bitch Slap

From the sublime to the ridiculous, Bitch Slap is one of those B-movie type films that has come out over the last few years. No great skill involved, but a lot of fun. Oh and this.

I Can’t Think Straight

No woman would be able to think straight if either Lisa Ray nor Sheetal Sheth danced up against them like this.

What have I missed? Let me know so I can do more research. Yes, research.

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