A really cool and impressive thing that most ladies can do is grow a baby. As skills go, this is in my opinion at least as impressive as riding a skateboard through a flaming hoop backwards, or not cocking up the first pancake. But much like the many burned up skateboards and gloopy, deformed [...]

I haven’t had sex in a year. There, just putting that out there. Or rather I’m not putting anything out there, and that’s kinda the point.

  If you’ve been part of conversations concerning gay and bi women’s sexuality you probably heard about dental dams. Sometimes called glyde dams, they are small sheets of latex which act as a barrier to infection when performing oral sex on a woman. If you’re in college, or have been in the last few years, you may have come across them [...]

Dudes, there is an elephant in the room, and I think it’s time we talked about it. Not enough people are talking about this elephant, and by elephant I of course mean your butt. Nobody is talking about your butt.

Well ladies, today is the day! You’ve seen it in porn, you’ve maybe even seen your girlfriend
do it, and today, we are gonna learn all about it. That’s right you guys- we’re talking about
Squirting.

Chances are, if you are having sex with girls, you’re fingerbanging a lot, so you know what I’m talking about when I say that fingerbanging is pretty much the greatest use of your hands since the invention of calligraphy pens.

The search for the perfect strap on is something that queerfolk have been doing for forever, or at least since the first lesbian ever discovered that wanting something vaguely phallic inside you does not equal wanting a boyfriend.

The real reason we should all think pornography is problematic is because, if it wasn’t for early porn movies, women would still be able to get a medical vibrator. It may even be on the medical card.

My favourite question to ask the internet has been “How do I tell if somebody likes me?”. Skip Google and use Tole’s handy tips.

I have a confession to make: in my college years, I had a strange sexual peccadillo. It’s not very accepted in certain sectors of modern society. You can’t tell if someone has it just by looking at them. People who have it are embarrassed to admit to it in public

  Alright, kids, today we are gonna discuss Serious Business. That is the business of consent. Now, I’m not talking about rape, rape is a separate issue and if you are looking for some advice about that, I suggest calling the Crisis Hotline. I’m not qualified to help you out there. What I am talking [...]

Going down on a girl is the greatest thing you will ever get the chance to do on a regular basis, and if you disagree with that statement, then don’t do it. I’m serious. If tasting your ladyfriend is not one of the top five things you want to do with her every day forever then keep your tongue up top.

Masturbation. We all do it. Well, nearly all of us. I know there are some people out there who are right now saying ‘nope, not me’, and that’s cool too. Whatever doesn’t float your boat I guess. But I also know there are a lot of ladies who are publicly denying touching their fun buttons.

How much poison, on an average day, do you really want to put in your vagina? How about low-level toxic stuff? How about things that are kind of porous and melty?

Alright, so you have a shiny new harness, and it is super sexy and wonderful, guaranteed never to accidentally get stuck in your butt, and you are almost positive that you know how to work the straps. Now it’s time to pick out something magnificent to put in that bad boy.