A really cool and impressive thing that most ladies can do is grow a baby. As skills go, this is in my opinion at least as impressive as riding a skateboard through a flaming hoop backwards, or not cocking up the first pancake. But much like the many burned up skateboards and gloopy, deformed […]
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Dudes, there is an elephant in the room, and I think it’s time we talked about it. Not enough people are talking about this elephant, and by elephant I of course mean your butt. Nobody is talking about your butt.
Chances are, if you are having sex with girls, you’re fingerbanging a lot, so you know what I’m talking about when I say that fingerbanging is pretty much the greatest use of your hands since the invention of calligraphy pens.
How much poison, on an average day, do you really want to put in your vagina? How about low-level toxic stuff? How about things that are kind of porous and melty?
Alright, there is pretty much no reason that a person reading this article will not have had a lecture about safe sex before in their lives. But, guys, do you know how to have safe lesbian sex? I bet you do not
One of my close gay male friends recently asked me if, in all honesty, lesbian sex is just foreplay. If sex is all about Mr Penis, are we perpetuating the myth by using penis-shaped objects during the act?