It’s cold out there folks, so I think you need something to warm your cockles, or your mussels, or both. So, I have put together a catalogue of some of the best sex scenes between women. Needless to say, this ain’t safe for work. Unless you work in my dream job.

Power! Suits! Authority! Hotness! Prepare yourselves, ladies: Jennifer Beals (aka yer wan from “Flashdance”; aka Bette Porter of “The L Word”) stars in a brand spanking new series, “The Chicago Code” – as police chief, Supt. Teresa Colvin, no less.

This is going to be a bitch of a week. Pants to that! Let’s distract ourselves. How? With lovely ladies of course. Specifically lovely ladies kissing other lovely ladies. These vids are most definitely not safe for work, and I had a gay old time researching.

We all use stereotypes, it’s usually subconscious and if not then it’s just for fun or to find the other “gay in the village”. However, are we actually buying in to our own pigeon-hole?

We catch up with the group of lesbians who were, for some reason, chosen to represent us on The Real L Word. We need to sack our PR agency. I know! I’m way overdue, sorry ladies. I will endeavor to catch up asap. It’s just such tripe, that I’m putting these recaps on the world’s longest finger. Ooo-er…

The Real L Word, it has arrived on the shores of America. And may it stay there. The opening is our introduction to the six LA lesbians who have agreed to be followed around by a crew, showing how they live in their natural habitat. Sapphic Safari if you will.

A few weeks ago I wrote an article about the best lesbian couples on the telly, asking you who were your favourite. You could’ve smacked me in the ass and called me Mary when the results came in. I know that The L Word was popular and, for some poeple, the only lezzers ever on television, but Bette and Tina ran away with the vote.

Let’s be honest, in the history of tellyland we’ve been pretty starved for lady-loving ladies. Over in the states they’ve had it even worse than us. In my lifetime (shurrup down the back) the first lesbian couple on TV were Beth Jordache and Margaret Clements in Brookside back in 1993, American audiences had to wait until Tara put a spell on Willow in 2000. But who are your favourite? Vote and let us know.

For your viewing pleasure, we’ve selected some of the best television shows of the past few years, all now available to buy as DVD box sets. If the festive season gets a bit too hectic for you, take a break with a few of these recommendations! Guaranteed no spoilers!

Anyone who, like me, has an heroic big sister who would readily go into battle to for you, can completely understand why everyone loves Jane Lynch. She is, like that big sis, smart, scathingly sarcastic, sassy as all hell and, underneath, soft as a kitten.

It’s unbelievable that, fifteen years later, Go Fish is still the only lesbian-made, lesbian-themed film to get a general release in Irish cinemas. Don’t under-estimate just how important this film is/was as part of the history of lesbian visibility in this country.

Sleb gossip sites were aflutter today with news that 51-year old actor, Kelly McGillis has come out. Speaking of a lifelong struggle with her sexuality with SheWired.com ‘Girl Rock’ vlogger, Jennifer Corday, McGIllis said “life is a freaking journey, and it’s about growing and changing, and coming to terms with who and what you are, and loving who and what you are.”

Yes, we’re several episodes behind on our recapping, but this weekend sees the finale of The L Word being aired Stateside. So, with the assitance of modern technology, us Gaelickers have decided to gather around d’telly on Monday night and live-blog what we see. Just because we can. And you can join in, too, if y’like!

Yes, we’re several episodes behind on our recapping, but this weekend sees the finale of The L Word being aired Stateside. So, with the assitance of modern technology, us Gaelickers have decided to gather around d’telly on Monday night and live-blog what we see. Just because we can. And you can join in, too, if y’like!

Jenny is continuing down the road of inappropriate behaviour by throwing a baby shower for Max. It’s in the style of Willy Wonka so all of our gals are decorating Shenny’s place with oversized ‘candy’ and singing along out of tune, with Jenny overseeing events. It turns out that this is Max’s favourite story; Jenny remembers that but not his gender?

What kind of nonsense will the lesbian world have foisted upon it from Chaiken Towers this week? Who could possibly say, when it sometimes seems like the plot lines are automatically generated at random from a machine. At least it couldn’t possibly be as boring as episode four..!

We’re halfway through the final season and this episode is perhaps the weakest so far. There’s plenty of extraneous dialogue and scenes which are too long or somewhat repetitive. Also, for some unrevealed reason the L Wordettes seem to be in a perpetual state of grazing and lounging around The Planet but more on that later…